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19 July 2007 @ 12:06 am
In Which I Confess My Love For Cheese Crackers  
Today was a pretty average day. I'm glad that my recent junk with feeling light headed and drained of energy has passed, knock on wood.

Note to self: Continue writing your story, you lazy blob of unmotivated gelatinous weaboo 4chan addict. Seriously, this is getting ridiculous.

I've also got to finish re-reading the sixth Harry Potter book before Sunday, however reluctant I am to do so. Reading random plot devices that seem to have been thought of at the last minute, and poorly planned romance makes me nauseous.

Rocks fall, everyone dies is all I'm expecting from the next book. Really, Rowling, after the last book I've lost faith in you. You're better than that.

And now for something completely different.

An Ode To Knock Off Cheese Nips

Oh! Value Cheese Nips, how delicious (and inexpensive!) you are.
I could never count the ways that I love thee.
My family looks down on me for devouring you before they can, but how can they blame me with your

Flaky
Cheesy
Salty

goodness taunting me whilst I forage for food!
It is a hopeless to try to give you up.
I surrender.
You've caught me.
I just pray that your inexpensive ingredients won't cause my painful, untimely death in the form of cancer.

Jesus, I need to get to sleep. I think I'm delirious.
 
 
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